lol we deserve to go extinct
Anonymous said: Why
This is the best ask I’ve received.
I became an historian today?
Fedora: I just don’t understand these guys who talk about the friend zone. It’s like, if you’re just being nice so you can get laid, you deserve to be called an asshole. *forced hyena laughter* I mean that kind of thinking just doesn’t make any sense to me.
Girl: *nervous smile*
Fedora: I mean, I could never treat a woman that way. *puts arm around girl, more hyena laughter*
Girl: *apologizes wordlessly to everyone in subway car and contemplates breakup*
Me: *moves away from couple*
Five minutes later I leave the train and hear
Fedora: …and that’s what I think is so special about polyamory.