May 2013
(via: reddit)
This is a blog post about my life
kiamatthews:
So Matt’s bitch ass is over here complaining about how I don’t post anymore so here’s a glimpse into my life right now:
I’m having an allergic reaction of some sort to god knows what. Been happening since the middle of last week on both of my arms and my chest, and then saturday morning, as I was chilling on the sofa watching reruns of Happy Endings (pour one out), I felt the tip...
“It’s not a very accessible web show. It’s not on YouTube. Episodes can run...”
– ‘Nirvana, the Band’: A Web Show Written in the Edit Room | Splitsider
This is how I pitched “Nirvana the Band the Show” to Splitsider readers. NtB fans should read this for all the quotes from Matt, Jay, and Jared. Everyone else should watch all the embedded videos, and then watch the whole show.
...
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“I’d follow this person’s Tumblr but every other post is a GIF of a...”
– me every day
Ben: cole
a black lady asked me outside how to get somewhere
and i didnt know so i pull up my phone and look for it
manhattan municipal building
so while im showing her on my phone shes looking at it, and then says ok thanks and walks away
then i look down and my thumb must have hit another location and it said african burial ground
thats what she saw
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“He appeared at Woodstock 1994 to announce Nine Inch Nails late night set by...”
– Larry “Bud” Melman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“We also have plenty of memes built around silly white people. We have Kai,...”
– “Finding humor in Charles Ramsey doesn’t make you a racist” by Cole Stryker
“bulk up their Grant Hart-moulded power-pop melodies till they sound like the...”
– …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead: Lost Songs | Album Reviews | Pitchfork
Shut up.
me: brb gym
Nick: that's not brb that's gtg
April 2013
“…hopefully people will see this stuff and say, “That’s not how I want to...”
– An Interview With The Creator Of Public Shaming | Racialicious - the intersection of race and pop culture
LOL.
Today in Google searches that brought people to my...
fisher stevens neck
disfigured man from everest
held me down and farted in my face
how to wear a spider as jewelry
limp biz kit break stuff video girl in bra
stop grocery theft by roommates
white version of morgan freeman
“Iggy Pop shows up to whisper a ransom note at the beginning of...”
– At the Drive-In: Relationship of Command | Album Reviews | Pitchfork
“In December 2003, radio-host and fathers’ rights activist Glenn Sacks...”
– Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them! controversy - Wikipedia
“Pitchfork Media’s Ryan Schreiber found their “prog and disco”...”
– Discovery (Daft Punk album) - Wikipedia
pffffffffft
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I was at a dinner party and got into a conversation with some new parents who had to upgrade to a 2br in order to have a kid.
I suggested that they stick with the 1br and use a dresser drawer as a crib, Seinfeld style, and they looked at me like I was a war criminal.
I legitimately cannot see the downside here. It’s completely safe and comfortable, and you’re saving ~$900/m in rent plus the...
me: i funded a wallet kickstarter in feb and it's still not here
Nick: yeah, kickstarter is actually a terrible way to buy something
me: never again will i kickstart something i need
Nick: it's a great way to subscribe to excuses about china for a year
“The rise of the social web may be perceived as a re-villaging, where the...”
– The Problem With Public Shaming | The Nation
I wrote this piece four months ago, but now it’s on The Nation’s front page so I guess everything turned out OK.
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that timbaland still croaks “uh huh” and “say what” on every song he produces in 2013
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“Mustard Plug was on the label Hopeless Records for many years, but as of 2010...”
– Mustard Plug - Wikipedia
Yeah man, the sky’s the limit for Mustard Plug.
Mr. Wall Street
I’ve been working from an office on Wall Street for the last week and every time I see an aging Patrick Bateman type my internal monologue goes, “I’m Mr. Wall Street, gotta cut loose these mining stocks — the Euro’s about to explode. Dylan wants a Mini-Disc player for Christmas and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Cheryl guilt me about his presents when...
Just remembered how Pittsburgh’s Christian radio station WORD FM referred to the IC Light Amphitheater (Named After Iron City’s light beer) to the “I See The Light Amphitheater” while promoting a Christian rock concert at the venue, so as not to offend teetotalers.
“It’s very eerie here in Watertown. The streets are clear. It’s as if...”
– A CNN anchor, just now, before transitioning into a deer-in-the-headlights “What am I even saying” stare.
“He was chillax.”
– Some friend of the bomber on CNN who needs to be told that chillax is a verb.
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Google CEO Eric Schmidt: Can we start... I want to talk a little about Thor. Right. The sort of, the whole Navy network and...
Julian Assange: Tor or Thor?
ES: Yeah, actually I mean Tor. Uh...
JA: And Odin as well.
Jose Canseco is doing an AMA right now and it's... →
