May 2013
May 21st
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May 21st
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This is a blog post about my life
kiamatthews: So Matt’s bitch ass is over here complaining about how I don’t post anymore so here’s a glimpse into my life right now: I’m having an allergic reaction of some sort to god knows what. Been happening since the middle of last week on both of my arms and my chest, and then saturday morning, as I was chilling on the sofa watching reruns of Happy Endings (pour one out), I felt the tip...
May 21st
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May 21st
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“It’s not a very accessible web show. It’s not on YouTube. Episodes can run...”
– ‘Nirvana, the Band’: A Web Show Written in the Edit Room | Splitsider This is how I pitched “Nirvana the Band the Show” to Splitsider readers. NtB fans should read this for all the quotes from Matt, Jay, and Jared. Everyone else should watch all the embedded videos, and then watch the whole show. ...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 17th
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“I’d follow this person’s Tumblr but every other post is a GIF of a...”
– me every day
May 15th
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Ben: cole
a black lady asked me outside how to get somewhere
and i didnt know so i pull up my phone and look for it
manhattan municipal building
so while im showing her on my phone shes looking at it, and then says ok thanks and walks away
then i look down and my thumb must have hit another location and it said african burial ground
thats what she saw
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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“He appeared at Woodstock 1994 to announce Nine Inch Nails late night set by...”
– Larry “Bud” Melman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 10th
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“We also have plenty of memes built around silly white people. We have Kai,...”
– “Finding humor in Charles Ramsey doesn’t make you a racist” by Cole Stryker
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 4th
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“bulk up their Grant Hart-moulded power-pop melodies till they sound like the...”
– …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead: Lost Songs | Album Reviews | Pitchfork Shut up. 
May 3rd
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me: brb gym
Nick: that's not brb that's gtg
May 2nd
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April 2013
“…hopefully people will see this stuff and say, “That’s not how I want to...”
– An Interview With The Creator Of Public Shaming | Racialicious - the intersection of race and pop culture LOL.
Apr 30th
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Today in Google searches that brought people to my...
fisher stevens neck disfigured man from everest held me down and farted in my face how to wear a spider as jewelry limp biz kit break stuff video girl in bra stop grocery theft by roommates white version of morgan freeman
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“Iggy Pop shows up to whisper a ransom note at the beginning of...”
– At the Drive-In: Relationship of Command | Album Reviews | Pitchfork
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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“In December 2003, radio-host and fathers’ rights activist Glenn Sacks...”
– Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them! controversy - Wikipedia
Apr 28th
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“Pitchfork Media’s Ryan Schreiber found their “prog and disco”...”
– Discovery (Daft Punk album) - Wikipedia pffffffffft
Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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I was at a dinner party and got into a conversation with some new parents who had to upgrade to a 2br in order to have a kid.  I suggested that they stick with the 1br and use a dresser drawer as a crib, Seinfeld style, and they looked at me like I was a war criminal.  I legitimately cannot see the downside here. It’s completely safe and comfortable, and you’re saving ~$900/m in rent plus the...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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me: i funded a wallet kickstarter in feb and it's still not here
Nick: yeah, kickstarter is actually a terrible way to buy something
me: never again will i kickstart something i need
Nick: it's a great way to subscribe to excuses about china for a year
Apr 25th
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“The rise of the social web may be perceived as a re-villaging, where the...”
– The Problem With Public Shaming | The Nation I wrote this piece four months ago, but now it’s on The Nation’s front page so I guess everything turned out OK. 
Apr 25th
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that timbaland still croaks “uh huh” and “say what” on every song he produces in 2013
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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“Mustard Plug was on the label Hopeless Records for many years, but as of 2010...”
– Mustard Plug - Wikipedia Yeah man, the sky’s the limit for Mustard Plug.
Apr 23rd
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Mr. Wall Street
I’ve been working from an office on Wall Street for the last week and every time I see an aging Patrick Bateman type my internal monologue goes, “I’m Mr. Wall Street, gotta cut loose these mining stocks — the Euro’s about to explode. Dylan wants a Mini-Disc player for Christmas and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Cheryl guilt me about his presents when...
Apr 23rd
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Just remembered how Pittsburgh’s Christian radio station WORD FM referred to the IC Light Amphitheater (Named After Iron City’s light beer) to the “I See The Light Amphitheater” while promoting a Christian rock concert at the venue, so as not to offend teetotalers.
Apr 23rd
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“It’s very eerie here in Watertown. The streets are clear. It’s as if...”
– A CNN anchor, just now, before transitioning into a deer-in-the-headlights “What am I even saying” stare. 
Apr 19th
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“He was chillax.”
– Some friend of the bomber on CNN who needs to be told that chillax is a verb. 
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Google CEO Eric Schmidt: Can we start... I want to talk a little about Thor. Right. The sort of, the whole Navy network and...
Julian Assange: Tor or Thor?
ES: Yeah, actually I mean Tor. Uh...
JA: And Odin as well.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Jose Canseco is doing an AMA right now and it's... →
Apr 18th
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