March 2008
“But they do not need a bed in space. They can love each other in the air.”
– Russian sexologist Rostislav Beleda, on the possibilities of intercourse in space. I like to say this aloud in a Boris Badanov voice.
“This should not be construed as a call to arms, but could become at least as...”
– Steve Albini in reference to his ‘All Wave’ recording process, which involves producing music across all levels in pure analog with no computers
The Audio Quality is Usually Atrocious
The industry’s dying gasps reach hysterical levels. The faux-news clip suggests “cool, innovative ways” to get music, such as Christmas-themed ringtones and the surreal Matchbox Twenty USB album release. Kids dig thumb drives. Somewhere, Trent Reznor just blew chocolate milk out his nose.
oi, wot'r you lookin' at
Having lived in England for six months, I have determined that while the average American is obtrusive, uncouth, and generally more conspicuous than the average Englishman, lower-class British youths (chavs) make even the most backwoods American trailer trash look like hollywood glitteratti. Reason agrees: So before President Ron Paul restores the gold standard, it should be acknowledged that the...
“GODDAMN THIS MOVIE IS JUST ABOUT BADASSES DOING BADASS SHIT ITS SO GOOD YALL”
– 4chan - an entire ‘no country for old men’ review
insta-poignancy →
we used to joke that the inclusion of ‘hallelujah’ (jb version) on a new-girlfriend mixtape was worth more than diamonds. i can only imagine that now, after shrek and the oc, girls greet it with groans and eye-rolls.
