Is there anything more wonderful than watching a blind person/seeing eye dog successfully navigate a subway?
How do they do it?
“I’m coming down on the next pitch, Krauthead.” —
Ty Cobb is now a meme.
“I’m like Anthony Hopkins in Karl’s favorite film, The Elephant Man, exposing Karl to the world. There’s a bit where Hopkins is saying, “The only thing that isn’t deformed is the genitals.” And Karl went, “Think about that: The one part you would want like an elephant.” —GERVAIS ON PILKINGTON!
“My seatmate just finished his fourth hardboiled egg (he seasons them from a film canister of salt).” —Nick Douglas is riding the Bolt Bus.