December 2009
November 2009
“As a young writer, (James) Cameron borrowed a trick from Walter Hill, who,...”
– New Yorker
I can’t decide if this is a pro tip or a dick move.
Have you ever...
Followed someone that wrote an amazing post, then checked the rest of their blog, only to realize it was pretty meh, and then unfollowed them really quick so they wouldn’t have hurt feelings???
I DO THIS ALL THE TIME KILL ME NOW.
Day after Tgiving update
Incinerated a sofa bed that the Salvation Army wouldn’t take in the backyard
Watched Hannah Montana for the first time
Showed Dad how to adjust the margins on his resume
Hooked up a DVD player that had been sitting in a box for over a year
“Raymond Robinson (1910 - 1985) was a severely disfigured man whose years of...”
– Raymond Robinson (Green Man) - Wikipedia
It’s bad enough that there was an actual Green Man, but does he have to have the alternate nickname, “Charlie No-Face?”
You’re killing me, internet.
“Brian Robbins thought that Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell had good chemistry on...”
– Kenan & Kel - Wikipedia
Now let’s not get carried away, Wikipedia.
“…the man in the mental institution (played by George Clinton) says...”
– Good Burger - Wikipedia
“In 2007, Kenan announced his plan to lose weight to play Barack Obama, but,...”
– Kenan Thompson
Ouch.
“I’m at an apartment party. I just saw a guy try to drink through a straw...”
– Nick Douglas
“David quit his writing job at SNL midseason, only to show up to work a few days...”
– Larry David - Wikipedia
“another recurring actress Artemis Pebdani will play Startemis, the alien...”
– Boldly Going Nowhere - Wikipedia
The It’s Always Sunny guys are writing a new show. And there is a character called Startemis.
BRB DYING
“I no longer believe that the laws of nature are... →
katiebakes:
— Guy standing in train aisle, red flannel and specs, talking to girl with black boots and brown belt; selected excerpts: “Then religion collapses into the realm of man.” “Wherefore the almighty?” “You know, the idea of the ironic liberal.” “That which is contingent becomes essential.” “I was always attracted to the...
Addendum
Having spent the last week playing socialite with Nick Douglas, I can confirm that New York’s young elite can be almost as “frothing, inward and inbred” as any rural community I’ve encountered. Everyone reads the same magazines, watches the same TV, reads the same blogs, etc.
I absolutely prefer it to Palinland culture, but there definitely is an insularity here that...
In Defense of Middle America
Sigh.
…we educated, forward-thinking, urban folks have already won.We won a lonnnnggg time ago. We’re on the top of the hill. So it is probably pretty petty to lob insults down at the lowly shufflers too up their own asses to try and improve upon their own willful idiocy. We’ll always read more books, see more plays, watch better TV, have bigger ideas, engage in more interesting...
thi-hi-hi-his
rendit:
“I get it now. Heath Ledger was just doing David Yow when he played the Joker.”
