June 2009
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I really love ‘A’ so I thought I’d give this recipe a try. My DH is allergic to ‘B’, so I substituted ‘C’, and there’s no way my kids are going to eat ‘D’, so I left it out. I doubled the amount of ‘E’ and I didn’t have any fresh ‘F’ on hand so I used canned.
It was awful! Stay away from this recipe!!!
” —Every review on every cooking site
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“The stubble was sparse, bristle-like, all in a neat pattern, all in one direction, all equidistant apart from each other, covering the upper lip and across and down. It was weird and super inhuman…”
—Deadscreen meets MJ in an elevator
Crime Spree Mix
I’ve been recently fascinated by songs that make me want to hit the gas, pull the trigger, and beat my (nonexistent!) children. I made a playlist:
- Arson - Boredoms: Sun, Gun, Run
- Assault - Misfits: Bullet
- Bank Robbery - Ladytron: High Rise
- Bar Fight - Big Black: L Dopa
- Domestic Violence - Jesus Lizard: Monkey Trip/Karpis
- Disorderly Conduct - Yeah Yeah Yeah’s: Date with the Night
- Kidnapping - Melvins: Sweet Willy Rollbar
- Manslaughter (Involuntary) - Suicide: Ghost Rider
- Murder - Nirvana: Negative Creep
- Property Damage - Lightening Bolt: Dracula Mountain
- Reckless Driving - Liars: Plaster Casts of Everything
- Vandelism - Be Your Own Pet: Fuuuuuun
Edit:
13. Hit and Run - Replacements: Rattlesnake
14. Indecent Exposure - Stooges: TV Eye
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Meet Harvii, the kid with the yellow rose who was so horribly shunned by Megan Fox →
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Am I the only one who pegged this kid at mid-30s?!
- Nick: i'm reading a hell of a lot of star trek wikipedia articles
- yesterday i explained the borg to jake lodwick
- me: in less than 3 sentences, i hope
Ambition: Part 2 in a Series
One day I hope to be financially secure enough to own two belts — one black, one brown — instead of a $12 reversible black/brown belt from Walmart that I’ve been using for the last four years.
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“Oh for the love of G-d, don’t let it be The Rapture on a Monday morning.”
—Bizarre Object Seen In Clouds | The Awl
“Once, Buzzell said, a guy on his patrol rigged up his MP3 player to a Humvee, and the patrol blasted theme songs from old movies—a modern-day drum-and-fife brigade. He said, “Sometimes your motivation is down and you’re like, ‘I don’t want to play soldier today.’ … But then you hear ‘The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly’ theme song and you’re like, ‘Fuck yeah, hell yeah, I’ll go out on a mission today.’ ”
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What, no “Ride of the Valkyries?”
