“Excuse me,how much will these Award Winners get for this ”Reunion” during this Democrtic Recession?????????????????????I forgot,there’s no limit for Hollywood,just ”US LITTLE PEOPLE”,the suckers who PAY to see a movie,alot of money,during this RECESSION………People are loosing jobs,businesses,money and Hollywood is just scooping it up! Thank Goodness California is ”BROKE”..Hollywood squeezed the pennies out of everyone………There are a handful of GREAT Actors left,then hopefully they’ll use animation………….”—An actual comment from the NYP article about Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Seinfeld reunion story arc.
“They sound like fish/Phish. I can’t be the only person who thinks this.”—Fucked Up’s Pink Eyes, on Animal Collective at P4K Music Fest. I still haven’t decided whether he was talking about the animal or the band.
The trial is being heard by Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno, who reacted with surprise when Hilton gave him a little wave before testifying. “I’ve never had a witness wave at me before,” the judge cracked. In another exchange, Moreno was puzzled by the title of Hilton’s current reality show, “My New BFF.” “What does that mean?” he said. After Hilton gave the title — “Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever” — the judge remarked “This will be my best case forever.” Without missing a beat, Hilton replied “You’re my best judge forever.”
Anyone still curious as to why Paris Hilton remains popular despite her lack of any discernable talent, this is your answer.
“But anyway, funny story, after the first bite, my husband literally leaped out of his chair and said “YOW, that’s hot!”. ROTFLMBO!!! But he still loved the flavor. I did need to drink some milk and blow my nose mid-meal, but I do love spicy food!”—People who write recipe reviews are nuts.
“My favorite [Boy Meets World] fanfic was called, I think, “Two Friends, One Liver.” The plot (from memory): Shawn and Topanga both need liver transplants (for some reason) and Cory has to choose between the two, because he is going to donate his liver to save one of their lives.
Resolution: Cory donates both of his livers, sacrificing his own life. I can’t even talk about that.”—This Recording
Following Mills’s posts about how our birth names determine our fates, an anecdote from the evangelical church youth group in which I participated as a teen loser:
My church was full of gentiles named Josiah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, and other outstandingly jewy names (plenty of your Adams, Marks, Lukes and Johns too). We were told that the nature of ones birth name behaves like a prophecy, so lots of parents copped easy Biblical names with generally positive connotations. Imagine my mother’s horror when my sister proclaimed that she would one day name her daughter “Jezebel” (unexalted one), because “it sounded cool.”
Anyway, at church our youth leaders made up name tags with our names and their phrophetic significance. It was fun to watch them wrangle names like mine, “Brooklyn” and “Shaniqua.” I think they just prayed until “God put a name on their heart,” which is the evangelical equivalent of throwing a dart board at a phone book.
“Hired by Ultratech as a secretary, she is actually a spy working for an unknown party. She has two No Mercy moves, the first in which she gives her opponent a heart attack by unzipping her uniform and flashing her breasts at them (most opponents get startled by the sight; however, if the opponent is another Orchid, she will just stomp the ground in spite).”—Black Orchid, Killer Instinct - Wikipedia
Recently I’ve found myself afflicted with review-induced paralysis (also known as “The Yelp Freeze” or “The Citysearch Immobilizer”). What happens is, I think I’d like to find a different vet for our pets, or a place to get a sandwich that won’t be too crowded, or a place to try yoga without feeling like a jackass. A car repair place. Somewhere I can find good dumplings outside the SGV. Whatever. And I Google-Map the thing I need, and everything’s fine, everything’s fine — oh wait. There are reviews!
The Yelp Freeze. This is such a thing! Right before my last appointment with a new dentist I found drjohndoeisthefuckingworstanddestroyedmyteeth.blogspot.com and had a panic attack. Everything turned out fine.