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September 2009

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When I said that I really hate Alan Moore sometimes, I didn’t mean all the time.  While I think he has some deep flaws as a storyteller, and a lot of what he did was co-opted by a bunch of nincompoops (which is not his fault, but still); he got a lot of things very much correct.  There is this thing on The Right, it is an affliction.  It goes back at least to Ayn Rand, was preached from the mountaintops by Reagan, is ejaculated trashily today by Limbaugh and Beck.  It is this sick belief that there is a clean, fresh-faced, intelligent, strong, unwaveringly moral group of people that know what is best; that can deliver us from evil. (And as with the dichotomy in the Moore point, this is not to say there aren’t many on The Left that don’t believe this about a certain opposing group of Super-Men!  But still.)

I lean libertarian because I don’t trust such a supergroup. In theory (iknowright), the idea is to prevent such a group from ever becoming powerful enough to coerce the mewling rabble.

One place where I depart from today’s Right: They think, “If only we could get OUR GUY in office.” (See: Bush given carte blanche), whereas I trust nobody, which is why I hated even the cult of personality around, say, Ron Paul. Kill yr idols.

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“Kate Gompert (born January 11, 1963) is a former professional tennis player. She reached the round of sixteen at the US Open in 1985. She had a career record of 77-78. She had a career high singles ranking of World No. 18 in July 1987.” —

Wikipedia

Brix!

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“[Thanks to Dagny T. for the tip.]” —

Reason Magazine

Gotta love it when Reason is forced to stoically acknowledge their zany tipsters.

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“Pokemon may be more dangerous in the long run than any other activity. First, it appeals to very young persons. Second, it appears so innocent and even comical. If demons appeared wearing their true faces, everyone would be scared away and fast. But who could be afraid of Ash? Third, it serves as an innocent gateway to more sinister supernatural activities.” —

Demon Possession Handbook: Part 2, Causes and Effects

BUT WHO COULD BE AFRAID OF ASH, YALL?

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An interview with Blind Willie McTell from “Complete Library of Congress Recordings

Lomax begs Willie to shuck and jive for for white listeners.

“Don’t you have any complaining songs at all?”

Repugnant, right? But Willie refuses to pander to bleeding hearts. It’s possible that he felt pressured to deny mistreatment of Southern blacks, but I suspect he didn’t want to reduce the blues into a binary political statement. To him, the blues is about expressing the pain the world hands everyone.

“It has reference to everybody.”

Blind Willie McTell is a hero of mine. Despite suffering blindness since birth, he chooses to acknowledge and sooth man’s universal pain rather than “complain” about his own personal misfortunes.

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“Please don’t let I Am Legend to happen.” —

A protest sign at the Values Voter Conference in Washington

Hyperventilating.

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The only thing about Jerry Lewis movies is he makes you pay. You get five minutes of him doing the spaz and retard bit, but then you have to suffer through the pathos of 70 more minutes. Actually, I’m thinking of taking all the spaz bits and cutting them together onto one tape. Just have 90 minutes of retardation.

You know why I think the Three Stooges are the greatest comedians ever? ‘Cause there’s no bull about them. They don’t make you pay for the humor. It’s up and down, but they’re trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

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John Kricfalusi (of Ren and Stimpy)

Brilliant take on Jerry Lewis. I’ve seen almost all his movies w/ and w/o Deano, and boy have I paid for those few minutes of retardation.

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I almost didn’t name Butt-Head “Butt-Head.” I came real close to calling him something else. I can’t remember what it was, but I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written “Butt-Head” next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying “ButtHead.” People tried to avoid it too. Someone would say, “Yeah, this Beavis and … uh … uhh,” hoping I would save them: “and Butt-Head.” I’d just let them dangle. “Beavis and what?”

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—Mike Judge
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