I'm a mess. I'm a MESS.
I’ve avoided grocery shopping for two weeks and have been subsisting on leftovers. I was gonna go today, but there’s a few inches of snow on the ground now and it’s freezing and windy. All that’s left are a half dozen eggs and some cheese and an onion. Perfect, I’ll make omelets. And then I looked in the fridge. The eggs were gone. Then I looked in the freezer.
I couldn't click on this headline fast enough.
katiebakes: “Secrecy-Shrouded Street-Food Cart Might Belong to Brian Boitano” The best part: Boitano is filming a show called What would Brian Boitano Make? This is a reference to a song on South Park. What a world. “In the song, Boitano skates through circles in the 1988 Olympic Winter Games, fights grizzly bears (in the Alps) with his fire breath, saves fair maidens, travels through...
The Best Story You'll Read This Week
executiveproducerdickwolf: The best thing I ever read was from Bob Zmuda’s tell-all book about Andy Kaufman. At one point, Zmuda was the personal assistant to this batshit insane script doctor in NY that he referred to in the book as Mr. X. The guy would go all over town and fuck with people in all kinds of ways and keep tape recorders rolling as well as a briefcase full of money to bribe people...
KoЯn’s 1998 album “Follow The Leader” contains 25 tracks, the...– Hidden track - Wikipedia Korn’s Jonathan Davis is Your New Bicycle.
You know what you don't see much of these days?
Hidden album tracks.
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A PSA to all Yelpers
When the two lovely and charming yelpers (yelpettes?) Mary Kay S. and Laura V....– La Union Restaurant - Yelp Review We’ve got a comedian on our hands.
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“If I never read another exhaustive analysis of race, privilege, identity, authenticity, technology, marketing, distribution channels or age as it relates to pop music, that will be OK.”
lonelysandwich: Apple should be as embarrassed with their decision as I am for them. [The iPod] never ever reminded us of lady parts. I doubt if anyone involved spent the time immersed in the name ‘iPad’ on a strictly auditory level. In other news, the Wii has shipped 56 million units…
Apply only if you really want to become the Anna Wintour of Sex.– Chief-Editor for Adult Publication The upside of unemployment is that you’re exposed to this hilarity at 3:30am. Pay is in “founder’s stock,” natch.
people will STILL fucking buy it even though it is a DRM-infected FAGGOT SQUARE– 4chan
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Elastik Band - Spazz I like to imagine that with...
ABC News and NPR’s Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! radio program...– Real-life superhero - Wikipedia Oh, people are great.
A union’s problem is painfully obvious: organized strikers must shut down the...– The Myth of Voluntary Unions
is there anything worse than writing a cover letter for a job you don’t...– it’s been one of those days
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THE OPPOSITE OF FAIL IS WIN YOU JAGOFFS!!! GAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
To help Haiti's earthquake victims, change U.S.... →
Sure I’ll text ten bucks, but letting a dark person move in next door?
The Pretty Things: Baron Saturday sounds like Marc...
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Come on then, Haitians! Chin up. We’ve all had our rough patches. Everybody hurts, after all.
In an interview, Van Zandt recalled, “We got stopped by these two...– Pancho and Lefty - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia “say car ramrod”
The long-awaited second album S-M 2: Abyss in B Minor is set to be released in...– Serena Maneesh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia SQUEE!
Nirvana - Ain’t it a Shame The Sliver comp...
Mary-Kate and Ashley have stated in interviews that their brother does not like...– Brother for Sale - Wikipedia Well, aren’t we mature.