December 2010
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Sometimes I'll just take a straight up swig of...
“She is an avid Tori Amos fan and has seen her nearly 20 times in concert.”
– Busy Philipps - Wikipedia
Cool story, bro.
Nerd Culture Is Thriving, Patton Oswalt Is Old -... →
I <3 Patton Oswalt but… sit down, man.
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me: it's a group blog
it's like young manhattanite but circle-jerk-ier
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“Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?”
– Clarence Thomas
It took me twenty years to learn that a Supreme Court Justice allegedly said that.
“has”
Searching Google Books for Naughty Words - When... →
WORK. RELATED.
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Has anyone ever heated their apartment by leaving their oven door open for a while because gas is free and you’d otherwise have to pay for ‘lectric heat?
…
Purely hypothetical.
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“This all sounds like a guy who just woke up and is lying in bed.”
– Dad never understood my high school slowcore fandom.
“Why aren’t there any “little people” on Tumblr?”
– Me, while stroking my chin and farting quietly into my plush desk chair.
“no effense u suck tho”
– A guy I just royally pwned in Starcraft II, seconds before my massive army rolled up behind his unprotected base.
“We’re a couple of Moms collecting FUNNY KID STORIES (because we’re...”
– Funny Stories Wanted
~Freelance Follies~
Watchfimoculous:
DEAR SUMMER OF MEGADETH, WE MADE VYOU TO GIVE THIS TO YOU.
Fuck the Shins.
~Zach Braff
“I told him that I found her in a shell underwater. It was more elaborate than...”
– Tycho explains to his toddler where his new baby sister came from
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“Streets is caroling.”
– Merry Christmas From Bangs | Videogum
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tumbledore:
Star Slinger - “Elizabeth Fraser”...
How Not To Begin Your Music PR Emails
6h057:
thenotes:
“Heyyy,”
“Sup dogg?”
“Hello Coal,”
-__-
Watchiamsosorry:
Anna Wintour, Vera Wang, and Stephen Ruzow on the real reason that the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund was started to help young designers.
Anna Wintour: “It’s† something those of us at Vogue certainly had been very aware of, over the years, particularly after The Eleventh.”
Vera Wang: “9/11 was the final death knoll [sic] of the fashion industry, and I think that many of us are just...
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“But what if the audience infers an entirely different metaphor?”
– Klostypantz pulls a switcheroo.
Ah yes. I see. I see.
“Why do you speak of your friends in Brooklyn as filth? Suri: They know what they...”
– Questions for Das Racist
