June 2010
“How dare you publish such an unthoughtful article about Jack Nicholson. WHO...”
– <3 <3 <3
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“I listened to the album with several tweens, and this line didn’t exactly break...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones on Robyn
I love the idea of Sasha just straight chillin’ w/ several tweens.
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"I don’t even like 'God bless you,' anyway. It’s a... →
molls:
(via kevinbabbles)
Thank you, Kevin. Thank you.
One time I sneezed in a record store and this Robert Smith-lookin’ guy self-satisfiedly goes, “I’m sorry you sneezed.”
“It’s a much more positive meme than a lot of other ones that are more...”
– Sad Keanu Makes Actor Unhappy, but Why? - ABC News
“Ooh look at me, I’m on ABC News. Aren’t I great?”
“I wish her the best.. you take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve...”
– Jerry Seinfeld Calls Lady Gaga “A Jerk”
Greatest/Worst Joke Ever
In which I have fun with a scammer who's hacked my...
Me: is everything ok? four exclamation points sounds urgent
Kaitlin: not good. am in a deep mess
Me: how can i help?
Kaitlin: I'm stuck in London,UK at the moment
Me: do you need money?
Kaitlin: on a short vacation and i was mugged at a gun point
Me: can i just give you my credit card number? take whatever you need.
Kaitlin: well my return flight leaves in few hours and am having problem sorting the hotel bills. wondering if you can loan me some $$...I'll def refund it back as soon as i get back tomorrow all i need is $1,300...can you get that to me?
Me: first, i must prove your identity. can you tell me the name of the beast that luke skywalker rides on planet hoth?
Kaitlin: you kidding me?
Me: kaitlin would know
Kaitlin: you kidding me?
Me: here's an easier one: Fill in the blank, "Great shot kid, that was one in a _____!"
Kaitlin is offline.
“Trying to be for Atlanta what Lou Reed or Brian Wilson are for NYC or...”
– What does this mean, P4k? WHAT DOES THIS MEEEAAAAN?!
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“can you send me everything you have by the prepositions?”
– My Musically Oblivious 8th-grader of a roommate managed to pause OK Go or whatever long enough to overhear me listening to The Funky Propositions.
“Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.”
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“nickdouglas: Christians don’t get things.
TJ: Yeah. Take me, for example. I...”
– Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)
TJ, welcome to my blog. It contains snappy witticisms and intentional jokes, logical fallacies, and generalizations for the purpose of humor. I’m not “bashing Christians,” I’m making an arguably funny little caption for a story.
And, well, even my closest friend and...
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Today I punched my roommate in the penis and just walked away.
He yelled, “Why?”
I replied, “You just got SMURF’D!”
~Fin~
Watchlaughingsquid:
Keyboard Cathy Sings “Sashimi” at Nick & C—-’s Housewarming Party
THIS. HAPPENED.
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Should I Change My Blog Title to "For All...
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Me: I am having a really hard time picking a screenshot in this cerebral palsy guy's audition vid.
Nick: Well that's the best work related IM I've received all day.
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sometimes it’s important for two male roommates to belt out hide and seek into beer bottle and deodorant microphones on a sunny afternoon.
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Today I learned that “bee-stung” is a word used by plastic surgeons to describe ideal lips.
Humanity is doomed.
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I hear “Back in Black” from Nick’s room. He’s singing along, word-for-word.
Me: Are you reading lyrics?
Nick: Shut up!
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