September 2010
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“dude. hot pockets are like the ice cream of winter.”
– An unsolicited text I just got from my stoner roommate.
Pittsburgh International Airport: 8:30 am
A tubby, goatee’d network admin hustles to the podium. He wrestles with the phone for a moment. His cell, clipped to his pants, blares the voice of Peter Griffin:
PEANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME!
Two dozen sleepy passengers stare. He awkwardly struggles to silence the ringtone. A spray-tanned flight attendant charitably remarks, “That’s funny,”...
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Me: my mom taught me today how to make cheese from my homemade yogurt. so I might try that this week.
Nick: our apartment is now minecraft.
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Home in Slippery Rock. This morning I thought my mom was listening to Joy Division’s “Disorder” but it turns out Glenn Beck’s now using it for a soundbed???
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“they’re actually encouraged to let “cool looking” people...”
– reddit.com
Someone is claiming American Apparel does this, which is hilarious.
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Top 5 Songs I Queue Up When My Roommate Shuts His...
The music from the breakfast scene in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
The Trashmen: Surfin’ Bird
Tiny Tim: Tiptoe Thru The Tulips
Ministry: Jesus Built My Hotrod
Bobby “Boris” Picket: Monster Mash
Nothing beats that exasperated look that says, “Come on…I thought we had an understanding.”
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Sounds about right.
Plot Summary for Stryker (1983) More at IMDbPro »
The world’s water supply has dried up due to some sort of apocalypse. A beautiful woman holds the secret to where one of the last springs being guarded by a group of Amazons. A “Road Warrior” like crew captures her and tries to make her talk through brutal torture. The hero (Styrker) unites with some of the remaining...
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Nick agreed to do a quickie point/counterpoint...
OK Go is Aggressively Mediocre and Their Videos Aren’t Even That Interesting After One View Anyway So… You know who likes OK Go? The same people who think an anime restyling of Simpsons characters is the height of artistic expression. They’re a part of a group of bands in my mind, along with Phantom Planet, Rooney, Kings of Leon and more, that I like to call “OC...
“Of course, considering the competition, Ok Go have a brilliant future. Even this...”
– Pitchfork: Album Reviews: OK Go: Bye Bye Baby EP
Pour one out for Brent DiCrescenzo
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Tumblr, your image source display is getting in the way of my tag humor.
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“I would love just once to see the kid’s teeth. Is that too much to ask?”
– CopperCab’s ‘Why Can’t We All Get Along’ - An Anthem for Gingers, Muslims and the Internet - Urlesque
Seriously…
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WatchI spent far too much time on this.
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“I signed up to finish my associate’s degree in business,” he says....”
– ‘Bed Intruder’ singer buys house for family
“Huge fireball? What, was Ryu firing a super-hadoken there or something? The...”
– 4chan on 9/11
“The colors that represent the show have altered several times over the years....”
– Judge Judy - Wikipedia
What would Wikipedia look like if its editing community wasn’t comprised solely of austistics?
Are YouTube's 'Highest Rated Comments' Proof That... →
48 people missed the like button on this post i wrote
“I love whipping my dog’s ears back and forth to the beat.”
– American Aquarium Drinker on that Willow Smith song
me right now
