January 2011
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Meet Candle Kid - The Kid Who Loved Candles -... →
I love Candle Kid.
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You Just Can't Help Some People
-__- was the look on my face when my visiting friends ordered General Tso’s Chicken after I schlepped through a hundred slushy curb-ponds last night and nearly ruined my boots in order to get them to one of the city’s best dim sum spots in Chinatown.
It was worse than the time my three friend’s ordered Philly cheese steaks at Katz’s (They were headed to Philadelphia the...
Anyone seeing Dismemberment Plan on Saturday?
I somehow just bought 3 tix from Ticketmaster just now even though the Webster Hall site says they’re sold out?
“I love this [music] video in part because it’s a sort of mashup of two of my...”
– Barthel just uttered the Tumblriest sentence of all time.
F YEAH FROTHINGSLOSH DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
...
Kelly: but I am so mad at this kid I want to vomit on him ANGERVOM
me: bahaha
Kelly: let the records show that I coined angervom
Involuntary celibacy - Wikipedia, the free... →
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Portlandia
In Which Carrie Brownstein Somehow Edges Out Corrine Tucker for Sleater Kinney Member I Most Want to Marry.
Less petty in 2011
nerdshares:
summerofmegadeth:
summerofmegadeth:
nerdshares:
I will not be annoyed — mildly or extremely — by writers/bloggers who totally reinvent themselves as sci-fans but pretend they have been AN OMG TOTAL NERD 4EVA when it’s transparent they discovered science fiction about six months ago.
DETH TO FALSE SOMETHING SOMETHING, GENERALLY.
Take our advice: REINVENT YOUR TUMBLR.
CAN I...
Going Back Through a Casual Email to Capitalize...
The Stryker Story
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dealing w/ grief
me: can't come to your birthday party because....there was a DETH in the family
Jay: Noooooooooooooooooo... I understand.
everything cool?
me: i'll be in möurning
“Hindsight Is Penis/Penis: Chartroulette founder Andrey Ternovskiy regrets...”
– The funniest thing that Daily What guy ever wrote.
Stoner Roommate Status
Burning one down on the toilet, listening to “Forgot about Dre” on his phone.
(His name is Dre)
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~tearz~
me: imagine when there are 80 yr old bloggers
when we're in retirement homes
blogging about our catheters
Christine: all of our grandkids making fun of us
"Grandma no one even reads that, why do you keep posting?"
me: "ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS ARE DEAD"
Christine: "SOMEONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT THIS PLACE'S PUDDING GAME IS WAY OFF, MARGOT! STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH!"
me: we're all still on tumblr
"did you guys hear about Topherchris?" "yeah man. colon cancer. scary."
Christine: whats funny is that i would be upset
like there are so many tumblrs i dont know personally that i would feel actual things for if something terrible were to happen
me: oh yeah
god help us if anything happens to spena or whatever
we're all like "whatever happened to iamsosorry"
and then his mom posts a month later "i'm sorry to tell you all that he was in a car accident. we finally had to pull the plug today"
Christine: omg i cant even
me: what do we do, put little candle .gifs on his page, a lil' ~mEmOrIaL~
open it up for public contribution
Christine: blingee the pain away
me: tell about your favorite classic iamsosorry moments
put up a midi file of "the rose"
i'm surprised we haven't had a big tumblr death yet
Christine: time bomb
one of the greats
meets an untimely demise
oh god
me: funeral meetup
Christine: i'm nervous just typing about it
foursquare funeral
all of us with nametags
me: so many emotions right now #tumblrfuneral
Christine: hi, i'm drinkyourjuice
"he made some great posts, man"
me: we could make a collage of favorite 'shops
me: after there will be a .gif of a casket being lowered into the ground
Christine: this is sad to me
i feel actual sadness
me: it will get 5k likes
someone will put the deal with it sunglasses on top of it
Gabe Delahaye does the best job
of dragging out “ugh” into a 500-word essay.
“NASA shows the film as part of its management training program. Prospective...”
– Armageddon (1998 film) - Wikipedia
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One of his fav books is "The Communist Manifesto"
You knee-jerk buffoooooons.
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Who Is The Next Top Homeless Person?! | Videogum →
In which a reporter asks a random homeless woman if she’s seen a viral video. Cool journalism, bro.
Rachel heard my music
nickdouglas:
Rachel: Is that Star Wars?
Me: -_-
Rachel: Indiana Jones?
Me: -_-
Rachel: Fucking tell me!
Me: It’s Jurassic Park!
Rachel: Oh come on, that’s the same thing, it’s all John Waters.
Me:
Using Paper Towels as Kleenex and Kleenex as Paper...
The Stryker Story
My friend told me he had stopped listening to hip...
I laughed in his face and told him he had too many Urkels on his team.
(edit: Oh-ho-ho lawd. ~via bmichael)
