October 2011
Anonymous asked: fuck you
Ben's New York adventure, 3 months in...
Ben: my internet keeps going in and out too
new york
supposed to be the greatest city in the world
internet sucks, weather sucks, people love themselves, everyone has a blog
“The horse likely never knew what happened.”
– Portland woman, boyfriend won’t face charges in photos with dead horse - Koinlocal6.com
“…but what about FUCKING PHOTOSHOP? Or, to be more precise, Photoshop...”
– Insomnia: Minecraft Review
Alex Kierkegaard is the truth. Sorry turds, Minecraft represents degenerate game design. You people should be ashamed.
Anonymous asked: 2 words: Georgia. Varley. !?
WatchI love when Eli does a video explaining his comics because my understanding of Jewish culture up until recently was limited to Amy Grant’s El Shaddai.
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“Well, like I said, I grew up in Albuquerque, and what I heard is that it just...”
– Mike Judge Defines ‘Chode’
Mind blown. I was childhood friends with a couple of metalhead brothers in my neighborhood who would allow me to borrow their Nintendo games in exchange for me putting up with a few pummelings here and there. They constantly called me a chode and argued about...
“They were fighting so hard to get me to take it out, so I went out on a limb and...”
– Mike Judge on the gangsta rap featured in Office Space
Watchhaikuforthesinglegirl:
Check out Haiku for the Single Girl’s animated trailer, featured today on Cup of Jo!!! (Brilliant animation by Dan Meth.)
YAY BETH. Come to Powerhouse Arena tonight at 7:00 to pick up a copy of her TOME. I will be reading a haiku about thumb rings.
what would u REALLY say/do if a skeleton was... →
CLASSIC SA.
“u can lie and all that but what would u REALLY do like what if it was super night out and u go downstairs and there it is a skeleton. its not doing anything outside the realms of a skeletons ability but it is walkin around checkin out stuff but u dont know whats up.”
“A few years later, the party moved to semi-iconic SoHo club Don Hill’s.”
– The Misshapes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
semi-iconic kind of life, y’all
adriennes-labyrinth asked: favorite book?
Anonymous asked: article on your book alerted me to check out /b/ for first time yesterday. saw real time hack of sesame street youtube going on. any qualms promoting that stuff? in any case, thx for making my day!
Anonymous asked: is "for teh LULZ" finally an English term for the German "Schadenfreude"?
“Frank Oz, the most famous living Muppets performer — known best as Miss...”
– Kermit as Mogul, Farting Fozzie Bear: How Disney’s Muppets Movie Has Purists Rattled - The Hollywood Reporter
Note to self: Drop “sourpuss” more often.
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Best Job or BEST JOB?
Amber: part of my job today was researching nicki minaj to create a briefing for my boss.
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“The original title for this album was Don’t Be a Faggot”
– Licensed to Ill - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
HOW AM I JUST NOW DISCOVERING THIS.
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My contribution. Felt there was something very “alien landscape” about that picture. Very Zebes.
How is this meme going to work? Will everyone... →
“One can leave this arrangement anytime they like by purchasing their own games,...”
– Penny Arcade - Twofer
Tycho, on gaming bloggers complaining about developers withholding review copies. Superfluous comma notwithstanding, DAT GRAF.
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“Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I...”
– Sara Leal: How Ashton Kutcher Seduced Me - UsMagazine.com 