April 2011
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You know what tastes better than a fancy peach...
A FRESH RIPE PEACH BY ITS OWN SELF.
Apr 30th
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I will never understand people who put sugar on...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
A GUY BUMPED INTO ME ON PURPOSE AND DROPPED HIS BAG, WHICH HAD A BOTTLE OF LIQUID IN IT…WHICH SHATTERED.THEN HE GOT IN MY FACE AND INSISTED THAT I PAY HIM $35 TO REPLACE IT (“THAT WAS DOMINICAN RUM, YO!”) -__- SO I JUST GAVE HIM ALL THE CASH I HAD ($15) I ACTUALLY USED THE PHRASE, “I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE.” WHAT. A. SCAAAAAM. H8 EVERYONE. RAAAAAAAAAAGE
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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When a terrible crunkcore band roughs up your pop...
“Now that’s smart social media.” Ugh.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Lol, the upper right corner. From this.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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WatchWatch
gabrus: The super talented Dan Meth asked me to just improvise a drunk dial voicemail.  This is what I came up with…some of it is auto-biographical John Gabrus does bro humor better than ANYONE.
Apr 21st
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Do it like Stryker
  
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Peter Feld is so old
brianvan: peterfeld: hugparty: gold-notebook: he remembers when paleo conservatives were just “conservatives” Peter Feld is so old He went to his first political rally in a covered wagon please make this a meme …that he remembers when “paleo-conservatives” meant “cavemen who could make a wooly mammoth last for 15 meals”. I’m so old I saw Bob Marley at the Apollo Theater and you’re...
Apr 20th
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Idea
A fancy dog show where contestants are rated in terms of coolness.
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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One time my dad applied to a job posting that...
I still laugh about it.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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My Smiths tribute band wants to play your son's...
We’re called Mozzle Tov.
Apr 19th
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That guy who took my photos is jumping on the...
wesleystringer: Jehane @ One Makin Gifs!  © Wesley Stringer
Apr 18th
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“When Ms. Choksondik says that the entire class will have detention, Cartman...”
– 4th Grade (South Park) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I remember choking on my food when I heard this the first time.
Apr 18th
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So I've been listening to a bunch of LCD...
nickdouglas: And this dude’s just a frickin’ sing-talker! Dude, you like Cake.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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People who read the question aloud before...
“‘What’s your favorite food?’…OK, so…”
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 10th
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“When the album was first made available to purchase on iTunes, it strangely...”
– Aaron Carter (album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Apr 10th
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“Carter is active in sports, including water sports”
– Aaron Carter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Apr 10th
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