March 2012
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February 2012
WatchSTFU preachy subway vegans.
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“Looks like someone’s having a pizza emergency!”
– Old homeless guy taking in the scene as an ambulance parks outside a pizzeria.
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Watchvamosvideo:
“Robot Eats Shit”
funnyordie:
Clip Cup 3.0 with Chris Hardwick
Joined by Chris Hardwick, Clip Cup hosts the first ever clip award show: the Clippity Clappitys!
Glad to see the “Our God is an Awesome God” dubstep remix get some love.
“To flatter and follow others, without being flattered and followed in turn, is...”
– Jane Austen, Social Media Guru (1775-1817)
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Week 1: “I can’t believe _____ unfollowed me!”
Week 2: “The gall! Her blog isn’t even that good.”
Week 3: “I wish she would follow me back. She would have loved that last post I just did.”
Week 4: “Man, that’s it. Her last post was so weak. I’m unfollowing her.”
Week 5: “What? ‘_____ started following...
Lay off the Social Media Experts | Betabeat —... →
rickwebb:
rachelfershleiser:
rickwebb:
I mean “lay off” as in “lay off, man, quit harshing my gig” and not “fire.” It’s a double entendre, designed to rope in the skeptical reader. Wink wink.
I wonder, actually, if this whole “social media experts are dumb” thing is some sort of tech cultural self resentment complex. It’s a thing I do, and it’s easy for me, so it’s worthless and anyone...
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“Originally the producers were looking for a Latina or Asian Tracy Flick, but...”
– Community (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Welp, we tried.”
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On a downtown train, three gentlemen whose...
Rae: I'm sayin' son, there's no way you could last in the wilderness for a year and half.
Ghost: Word, you be needin' mad utensils and shit.
Meth: Dog, a year and a half? You ain't even know what man is capable of in those conditions. I be makin' my own utensils out of trees.
Ghost: For real though? You be out there one day and you be runnin' for the hills. Racoons be all up in ya shit, son.
Rae: They be all types of insects, pop. You wake up and a insect is on you? You a dead n----a.
Meth: I'm sayin' though...
“The latest convoluted concept album from Cursive is based on “a classic...”
– Pitchfork reviews Cursive: I am Gemini
Classic Pitchfork burn!
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“Hey, Buckaroo, conference in Austin. Smmmmmmokin’. Should be a good fun time...”
– I told my uncle I’m going to SXSW.
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www.srsbzns.com →
what.
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“The lead singer of Mega Death [sic] is supporting Rick Santorum.”
– Unpersuasive text from mom.
“We’re climbing to the top, we’re future-oriented, and we’re...”
– Weird Internets: The Branded Facebook World of Bill Hitchert, ‘Chief Visionary Officer’ of BH Ideas
Colin turned me onto this guy a few weeks ago. He’s like Bajillion Hits but funny.
coolgrandmas.angelfire.com →
“Only Fools and Horses is credited with the popularisation in Britain of several...”
– Only Fools and Horses - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
lol britons
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“Without straying too far off the pop grid, she’s the perfect antidote to...”
– Jacob Brown re: Lana Del Rey in T Magazine
What is “a skinnier Adele?” Like, what does that even mean?
(via eliotglazer)
h8 listening to fatties. it’s like, “gross.”
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(via Something Awful)
equation for cool times
http://i.imgur.com/mG9BF.gif + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE = http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la433fu2iS1qe91wdo1_500.jpg
carousel-eyes asked: Do you ever wish you waited a little longer to write the Epic Win book? It seems that stories of Anonymous as an activism group really blew up after it was published. OWS, SOPA, RIAA, etc. Sequel?
Anonymous asked: Yo dude that picture of Dickbutt is from gunshow/KC Green. I know Tumblr's all about "claiming the source" and that, but at least give the dude some credit in the comment or something
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“I swear this is a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you crashed our...”
– I’m Woody Harrelson, AMA : IAmA
It’s the top comment, with 2390 points. Reddit can be a great PR tool, but not if you’re a dick. Woody hasn’t answered a single question. It looks like he bailed after seeing this comment.