June 2012
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May 2012
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peterfeld: One hundred years ago, we weren’t drinking sugar water by the gallon. We did not evolve to consume this crap. We drink it now because we developed our ability to sell ourselves crap faster than our ability to protect ourselves from that crap. It’s time someone put a brake to it. These things start in NYC and spread. Like the smoking ban - remember how the haters said “we’re so...
May 31st
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“Accordin to the legends I heard… it was durin that “set adrift on...”
– BIG GHOST CHRONICLES: The 5th Annual 10 Softest Niggas In the Game
May 30th
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“It wouldn’t have been as gay.”
– Danzig Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About The Way He Would’ve Played Wolverine Differently Than Hugh Jackman | Videogum
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“Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren went from the Democrats’ Next Big Thing to the setup...”
– Affirmative Acting - Taki’s Magazine
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Have CBS-tier comedy writers officially replaced...
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May 21st
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patrickmdunn: Walked out of the movie theater tonight and overheard a puzzled child ask his father a burning question: “Does The Hulk go to the bathroom when he’s The Hulk or does he wait until he’s back to being a regular person?” I’ll be up all night pondering this. You are now imagining the Hulk taking a furious dump.
May 19th
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“Butts Up (A.K.A. “Red Butt,” “Blackjack,”...”
– Butts Up - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
May 18th
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Ladies' night - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
Today in surprisingly thorough Wikipedia entries
May 17th
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And I'm free
Eden Christian Academy: 1994 Three tween yuksters dare each other not to wear underwear to school. Throughout the day they taunt oblivious teachers by lightly humming, and in some cases actually singing “free balling” to the tune of Tom Petty’s “Free Falling.” One of their number, a blonde Milhouse to the others’ Bart Simpsons cannot bring himself to such...
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May 14th
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dubya seems chill
What’s funniest? That George W. Bush nicknamed Karl Rove “Turd Blossom” That he nicknamed John Boehner “Boner” Senator Ben Nelson: “Benator” Blind reporter Peter Wallsten: “Shades” Vladimir Putin: “Pootie-poot” also!
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Ben: is this what my wednesday night has become?
i am reading reviews on plain white undershirts
May 10th
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“In the 1960s and ’70s, the left began to recognize that internal political...”
– I am Steve Albini, ask me anything : IAmA
May 9th
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Vulture: Would you say "time heals all wounds"?
Chevy Chase: I wouldn't answer such a cliché.
May 8th
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“Actress Susan Sarandon lives in a home described as “aesthetically ironic.”
– Clinton Hill, Brooklyn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
May 1st
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