Insufferable barista at Bean. Not sure if something from the employee manual, or just naturally annoying.
UPDATE: Now he’s singing along to “Let it Be” substituting the word “bean” for “be.”
Every few years I try and fail to appreciate the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I got this far into BloodSugarSexMagik and was just like, “enough.”
Morning Subway Ride
College Girl: I just, I think God is really testing me right now. All this is new for me. The garbage, the bugs. The humidity. I’m from Colorado!
Old Black Lady Across Aisle: [Epic Stinkeye]
My brain: Welp, surely that’s the most depressing thing I’m going to witness today.
Evening Subway Ride
Obviously gay man silently listens to headphones, eyes closed.
Teen boys giggle across the train, daring each other to say, “We don’t like gay people” progressively louder.
Gay man winces, pretends not to hear.