“Because no official complaints about the name were received during a three-month comment period, Australia’s trademark authority permitted the “Nuckin Futs” trademark to be issued for a brand of snack products.”—Bloomberg
“Ice T was on the same flight as me, my mom, and my sister when I was younger. My sister needed help getting her bags off the carousel but I was too busy reading Harry Potter and basically told her to fuck off. Ice T comes walking over, shoots me the worst look, then grabs all my sisters bags and helped carry them to our car.”—Nicest Celebrity you’ve ever met? : AskReddit
“This is a Cuban-Chinese restaurant. Yes these will all be food places. I don’t know any “Hot spots” or “clubs.” If you want to find a place to drink and meet some chicks, go ask someone else, you vapid whore. Okay so Cuban-Chinese. I don’t know why there are Cuban Chinese restaurants in New York. But there are a bunch. Is it because they are both communist countries? I don’t know. Anyway, this is the best place. The waiters, I swear, seem to be Cuban and Chinese at the same time. They NEVER smile. La Caridad means “the face” and it makes perfect sense because when you walk in, they are all making this f*&king face as they serve you the greatest food ever. Basically every meal there is yellow rice and red beans, along with some kind of Chinese dish. I’m not a food critic. Just go there, eat and then do something.”—Louis CK gives the best restaurant review.
“Now he’s back in the living room, a clinically tidy little sliver of functional space lacking any discernible aesthetic, the only concessions being a poster for the video game Call Of Duty: Black Ops, and a print of Joseph Stalin.”—
“So do stories that are not being shared even matter? The answer, undoubtedly, is no. How could they, when they are seemingly invisible?…In the end, the Internet will always tell you what you need to know because it is a digital extension of the world writ large, and out there, as in here, the greatest story will always be retold.”—