COLE STRYKER

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Got spooked and shot his partner in the tail during a routine drug bust. Now he’s stuck with this shit. Misses the thrill of the canine unit, but just glad he still gets to carry. 
i don’t like to even think about it

“an earlier attempt to use monkeys was abandoned because the test monkey panicked when made to wear a gremlin head”

“I am an artist so you can trust they are all visually pleasing pieces.”

—   chick selling furniture on craigslist without posting photos smdh

(Source: newyork.craigslist.org)

Found a bunch of old video game clan pages from the late 90s.

“I use to be a technical trainer at a few call centers for both cell phone and TV service and our reps found an interesting way around cancelling services. They would tell the customer on the phone the service was being cancelled and it could take up to 24 hours. They would then write down all the customers info (name, address, password etc.). Then they would close the call without cancelling the service and not note the account of the call. They would then go home and call into customer service while pretending to be the customer and verify the account with all the info they wrote down. They would then request the account be cancelled. This means that the customer was getting their way, but the original rep was putting the cancellation on someone different. We found countless reps that were doing this on everything from downgrades to cancelations. The only things they would do on their accounts was things that added revenue.”

ok i guess
caragh:

My 6 year nephew holding his 3.5 month old brother in the cutest fucking picture I’ve ever seen. I can’t even stannnnd this.

your nephew looks like a 45 year old building contractor who’s had it up to here with obama’s horseshit 

caragh:

My 6 year nephew holding his 3.5 month old brother in the cutest fucking picture I’ve ever seen. I can’t even stannnnd this.

your nephew looks like a 45 year old building contractor who’s had it up to here with obama’s horseshit 

What’s not to love?