COLE STRYKER

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“So what we’ve done is we built an app that you can download to your phone so you can use your phone to build an app.”

—   overheard within one hour of being at sxsw
I’m into it. 

I’m into it. 

something for everyone at this year’s sxsw

“Yes, that’s right! For verily I say unto you, there is no higher calling than not associating with other 12-year-olds who clearly want to make Jesus cry by having the forcible atheist buttsecks with good saved children.”

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actual gawker writing in 2014, not a downvoted r/atheism comment. 

 

"bodyguard, you’re like my bast frand." 
Ashamed to admit I might have tipped my proverbial fedora to this sentiment in high school, but how does a man make it to middle age holding onto such adolescent feels? As if all major team sports aren’t interwoven layers of frenetic game and strategic meta-game, undergirded by staggeringly deep mathematics and complex human storytelling. 

Ashamed to admit I might have tipped my proverbial fedora to this sentiment in high school, but how does a man make it to middle age holding onto such adolescent feels? As if all major team sports aren’t interwoven layers of frenetic game and strategic meta-game, undergirded by staggeringly deep mathematics and complex human storytelling. 

a series

pick your nose

cheat on your husband

trip that kid

order the large nachos



I guess one perk of being the singer in a semi-renowned hardcore punk band who famously revealed her identity as a transgender woman is that two years later a Certified Professional Ally will hear about it and want to glom onto what little public goodwill your courage has engendered by asking her army of fans to read her a Wikipedia page in nonlinear snippets.