Highlight of the fam reunion. 
Got spooked and shot his partner in the tail during a routine drug bust. Now he’s stuck with this shit. Misses the thrill of the canine unit, but just glad he still gets to carry. 
i don’t like to even think about it

“an earlier attempt to use monkeys was abandoned because the test monkey panicked when made to wear a gremlin head”

“I am an artist so you can trust they are all visually pleasing pieces.”

—   chick selling furniture on craigslist without posting photos smdh


Found a bunch of old video game clan pages from the late 90s.