Snow slams New York City area again, disrupting train service - NY Daily News
do we have to call it that
TSA Agent: OK, so the machine has randomly selected you to—
Me: Excuse me, there must be some mistake.
TSA: If you could just step over here, we’ll—
Me: Maybe I need to turn around so you can see the soaring eagle. A ribbon in his mouth reads, “The Constitution Forever.” Also, a second eagle and the Liberty Bell. This is my “airport shirt.”
Me: *gets tased*
five hours with the calmest passenger
People think my mom is exaggerating when she talks about it being so cold on her wedding day that the flowers and cake froze. She finally found proof and posted it to her new Facebook wall.
-63 degrees in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, 1978
At no point does Jennifer Lawrence appear in this listicle.
The Florida Times-Union has the best name for a pets blog.
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