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“I want to sleep in a hut on an abandoned beach one night and at a wonderful villa the next. It’s all about options, isn’t it?!”
Well, aren’t you just a spunky bundle of adorable idiosyncrasy! Nice jugs.
She’s “a city girl who loves nature…blend in some goofiness with an inquisitive mind and you have a small inkling of who I am.”
Only a small inkling? There’s more than meets the eye with this one.
As you can see, she’s super active and enjoys “hiking, biking, yoga, reading, traveling, eating, drinking, and being with good people” along with “thunderstorms in the tropics…cold drinks on a hot beach, (and) Yosemite in the winter.”
Good people, huh? Kill yourself.
If you are naturally inquisitive, adventurous, funny as hell, goofy, and super smart, that’s a start. If you can handle taking lots of fun trips and exploring what the world has to offer then perhaps we can be friends. If you are all of the above and really hot then I’ll jump your bones. But, if you are all of the above and have a huge heart and soul, I’ll respect you enough not to jump your bones and would love to get to know you on a deeper level.
Maturity. Also, “bones?”
“Most importantly, I have a stunning sock collection. And amazing bed head. Seriously.”
Manic Pixie Dream Girlz!
I love hole-in-the-wall dives but wouldn’t mind posh dining once in a blue moon.
A walking, talking rom-com cliche. A beautiful and unique snowflake.
I can recite all of the presidents in under 10 seconds. You can time me if you want.
Ooh, kinky. So random, you guys.
