"Come on down to Governor’s Island, and don’t forget to wear your Banana Republic Mad Men suit. Enjoy some negro music without having to confront any actual negroes, get schwasted on obnoxious, overpriced period drinks and do that dance where you put your hands on your knees and wave them back and forth. Twenty-three skidoo to you, my good chap!"
If you are a culture editor, please give Jonathan Bogart so much money to fly to NYC to cover this event, which is sure to be the most anachronistic shitshow this side of the state renn faire. 
  • 8 June 2012
  • 14