“This is a Cuban-Chinese restaurant. Yes these will all be food places. I don’t know any “Hot spots” or “clubs.” If you want to find a place to drink and meet some chicks, go ask someone else, you vapid whore. Okay so Cuban-Chinese. I don’t know why there are Cuban Chinese restaurants in New York. But there are a bunch. Is it because they are both communist countries? I don’t know. Anyway, this is the best place. The waiters, I swear, seem to be Cuban and Chinese at the same time. They NEVER smile. La Caridad means “the face” and it makes perfect sense because when you walk in, they are all making this f*&king face as they serve you the greatest food ever. Basically every meal there is yellow rice and red beans, along with some kind of Chinese dish. I’m not a food critic. Just go there, eat and then do something.”

—   Louis CK gives the best restaurant review.
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