COLE STRYKER

“I don’t need a cap,” I told him. I’m not a big fan of having my head covered, and I’m sure my clumsiness would have me dragging the brim on walls and hitting people in the eyes with it.”

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When Gay Men Think Baseball Caps Make Them Masculine

Cracking up at the idea of a guy slowly, agonizingly scraping his hat’s brim against a cement wall while walking down a corridor.

(via stryker)

This quote reminds me of my favorite late night infomercial trope: when they concoct and dramatize a completely non-exist problem (eg the way ordinary blankets “slip and slide” and “trap your hands inside” in this Snuggie ad). I can totally see this guy marketing a brimless cap at 2am.

(via keithtalent)

Are you tired of your hat brims constantly scraping and dragging against walls?

(via keithtalent)

11 July 2012
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