That thing on tv where they spill water on their pants and try to dry it off in the bathroom with a towel, only to be walked in on, looking like they’re masturbating, is the worst one.

If a show tries to pull any kind of “Honey, it’s not what you think!” moment I am done. Right, your wife of 10 years is going to leave in a door-slamming huff without listening to your reasonable explanation because it looked like you might have been humping a dog from her perspective?

  • 28 February 2013
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